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That use of punctuation is both beautiful and horrifying.

I'd go with Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga.

I believe the filming alone took a week per episode in those days, which adds up to about half a year every year the show runs. That's nuts.

I do wish they could bump SNW up to 12-13 episodes, though. Just a little breathing room.

He's just teasing. He knows what she's after.

(Yes, they really shipped those cards out like that. Supposedly it's a costume piece falling off at just the right time.)

As far as completion: I managed to 100% Mirage in 50 hours, and part of that was spent aimlessly exploring. I'm sure it could be done faster. Of course, it's also the weakest entry in the series in a while, and the easiest to skip.

I feel you on Valhalla. 300+ hours and I still had side stuff unfinished.

Sneaker Pumps

He's term limited, so won't be governor again.

Whoa. I had given up on ever getting a third Styx. Great news. I just hope they learned the lesson from the second game not to shove in a bunch of irreverent meta-humor that just didn't fit.

Tori?

"Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."

"Was" young? He's canonically 6 years old. Just wait until he really starts growing.

The article that OP was trying to link to: https://pkinsight.com/assassins-creed-shadows-story/