IF they also had a hobby of reloading bullets, that fine black powder might be easy to clean up with just one match..... of course, it will just make a bigger mess to clean up.
Old_Fat_White_Guy
joined 2 years ago
Had the same thing happened to me. Bought a house that the previous owners were chain smokers. Spent all day getting the kitchen painted a nice brick red. Left to go get supper. Came back to the same beige walls from before painting. All of the paint had slipped down and off the walls. Great mess to clean up and start all over.
Those curtains aren't beige naturally. They started out snow white, but 17 years of 2 people smoking 3 packs a day with all the doors and windows tightly shut will do that.
A 50 50 will cost you about tree fiddy in these parts. So they say....
Old "your momma" joke..... Your momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits "around" the house! Meaning that she's as big as the whole house or even bigger than the house.
Which someone that fat is morbidly obese.
So the joke is a twist on the joke, with a jab at the fat person, in the form of faux concern over their health.
Sort of in the same vein as "bless your heart" or "he/she has a great personality".
It's a stab at fat..... I can't help but feel targeted but I'll have to wait until the stabbing pain in my chest subsides. The shooting pain down my left arm is lessening already! I'm fine, everything's fine..... just let me catch my breath for a moment.
That boy's thought.... "I May Tag that later if all goes well."
The only sad part about Weasley leaving was that it didn't happen in the first episode
TIL that honey bees are Juggalos...whoop whoop.
I have this shirt. It was a gift. The very first time I wore it was to work. I'm subtle like that....
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Pardon me...... I speak motorboat.