OrionTheElder

joined 7 months ago
[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I'm waiting for him to finish the race in two positions at the same time.

[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

This reminds me of the Tetris watch I used to wear to school.

[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Everything Harrison touches turns to shit. Quite why anyone at Google gave him such a high profile job is beyond my understanding.

I thought Stadia was a great service, I bought games and played them pretty much everywhere. I still have my controller which is now used with my Steam Deck.

[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Jack is a year older so is an experienced explorer, taking his step bro for a tour.

[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Greetings, the world will be theirs.

[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's the making of a comedy sketch here

[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Loki on the left and Jack on the right

 

Inspecting an abandoned bucket in the overgrown garden.

[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Do you expect me to talk?

 

Loki having a nap after his fist supervised trip outside.

[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

My bin day is tonight, it all gets collected first thing in the morning.

[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ain't that the truth.

[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was a donation so I have no idea, but certainly not an ikea one. The frame looks stirdy but the wood has a habit of suddenly and spectacularly failing.

[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If this wasn't the second time this has happened to this bed I would be tempted to repair it again. I'm going to demonstrate my contempt for it by chopping it up and burning it.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by OrionTheElder@lemmy.world to c/Dullsters@dullsters.net
 

I have a day off from work today and I'll be spending it dismantling and then reassembling two beds.

 

Loki is going splunking.

 
 
 
 

It's also time for the Loki report this week. It's the end of the year so let's see what he has been up to. This week he has...

Climbed up the curtains

Knocked over a wine bottle

Knocked over a table which fell onto some whisky bottles

Attacked everyone's feet

Stole some fillet steak off someones plate

 
 

Edited to correct obvious security blunder. Thanks to everyone for pointing out my school boy mistake. Merry Xmas to all.

 

The long-suffering Jack and his ~~stepbrother~~ nemesis, Loki.

This week Loki has:

Knocked over a ladder

Ate some fried rice that was dropped on the floor

Ate some chicken out of the food bin

Chased his stepbrother out of the house and into a storm

Tripped up Mummy multiple times

 

Loki also had a busy week:

He knocked over the router again

He learned how to open the freezer, so he did

He learned how to switch on the dehumidifier, so he did

He got trapped in a cupboard

He "helped" put up the xmas decorations buy pulling them all down

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