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PhlubbaDubba
joined 2 years ago
Uı do'n ſı ðoz nu̇mbṙz gœıŋ daun enı tuım ſun.
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I don't aee those numbers going down any time soon.
İMĖ, blu ſteıtſ cᵫd teık ð ȯpṙtunitı t breın dreın red ſteıtſ intu ėblivıėn. İmpliment pȯliſız ðæt meık muvıŋ æz ızı æz pȯſibėl æ dju̇ſt æz ėtræktiv t but.
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IMO, blue states should take the opportunity to brain drain red states into oblivion. Impliment policies that make moving as easy as possible and just as attractive to boot.
"B Biden Seım!"
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"But Biden Same!"
Ðeıṙ aṙ a'ſ medikėl mægėtſ.
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There are also medical maggots.
Do'n worı, Uı'm told ðæt ſėm nebyulėſ Uıvrı tawṙ librėl establicmint figyṙ z gœıŋ t lṙn Đıṙ lesson ėbaut bııŋ t frendlı to İzreyėl, deſpuıt hau Đı ƿil moſt luıklı rimeın u̇ntu̇tct ſeıv f ė ſeneırıo ƿeıṙ moſt v u̇ duı lȯŋ bifoṙ Đı ekſpirienſ ıvin muınoṙ pṙſėnėl inkėnvınıenſ.
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Don't worry, I'm told that some nebulous ivory tower liberal establishment figure is going to learn their lesson about being too friendly to Israel, despite how they will most likely remain untouched save for a scenario where most of us die long before they experience even minor personal inconvenience.
Suınd, ė Pæleſtinıėn Ėmeırikėn hu z nau ekſpektid t bı þeıŋkfėl sėm ƿuıt kȯlidj kidz dju̇ſt helped suın ð deþ worint v Muı grændfaðṙ'z homlænd.
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Signed, a Palestinian American who is now expected to be thankful some white college kids just helped sign the death warrant of my grand father's homeland.
Saundz moṙ luık ė blendṙ ðæn dju̇ſt ė tuṙbuın.
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Sounds more like a blender than just a turbine.
Pṙſėnėlı, Uı'm moṙ fȯnd v ð egzæmpėl v Prıhiſtorik Plænet'z femboı teırosoṙz.
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Personally, I'm more fond of the example of prehistoric planet's femboy pterosaurs.
Ƿ get it, Y hæv ė brıdıŋ fetic.
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We get it, you have a breeding fetish.