PyroNeurosis

The rat is trying to convince us it is the captain.

It was the right financial call, but I may also recommend a foam cheekrest or a wrap of some sort for the stock (and maybe other contact areas)

Them's some pretty pieces, but I find dark polymers to get hot as shit during any sunny range day.

I get that pregnancy may embiggen your ass, but that is not where I'd be checking for stretch marks...

Damn imagine getting shit on for being born almost 500 years before most of that shit was relevant.

If I could take my PC to work and fuck around, I'd be the same. I largely forget my phone exists when I get home.

Yes, my name is now Christian. By refusing to pay tithe to me, you are perpetuating anti-Christian bias.

Is they really even a cowboy if it's not made in a percolator over a campfire?

Where does a fez fall on this scale?

While the rest of the AI is lackluster, Donald J Thump as the name of a cavetrump fits super well.

Well, since we've got you:

What would be the minimum reasonable distance to use a TOW (with accompanying operator control) vs something unguided (either the TOW or otherwise)?

The only vaguely concerning bit I see here is the penultimate sentence. Evading consent is sketchy, but I'm not a behavioral psychologist and thus have no working knowledge on how that would impact his "treatment".