Rasm635u

joined 3 years ago
 

Upon my honour I do swear undying loyalty to the Emperor, Titus Mede II, and unwavering obedience to the officers of his great Empire. May those above judge me, and those below take me, if I fail in my duty. Long live the Emperor! Long live the Empire!

 

You have satisfied your hunger, but at what cost?

 

[Harkon]'s dead and the prophecy dies with him.

  • Isran 4E 201
 

I'm old, not stupid. -Isran 4E 201

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of “Section 8”. Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business. We possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind altering inhibitors, and only use cash for financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you, I AM a very dangerous person, and I regularly disobey the law.

 

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Edit: Godaften Wisconcom

 

What the fuck are you doing in my fucking swamp you little Farquaad? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Brogres, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your donkey, and have ogre 300 confirmed layers. I am trained in making early 2000's pop cultural references, and am the top ogre in the entire far far away armed forces. You are nothing to me but another Drek. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which have never been seen in Dreamworks, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that dreck to me over the swamp? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fairy tale creatures across Far Far Away and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Farquaad. The storm that will end your fucking life. It's fucking ogre, Donkey. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in ogre seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare asscheeks. Not only am I shrextensively trained in onionade combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Fairy Godmothers Factory and I will use it to its full shrextent to wipe your miserable little ass of of the face of mah swamp, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn Rumpelstiltskin. I will shrek fury all ogre you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Pinocchio.

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