RavuAlHemio

joined 2 years ago

Nick Castle, who played Michael Myers in the original Halloween, has a cat named Michael Meowers in c/[email protected]

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Why wasn’t Michael Myers played by Mike Myers?

I do, I do in c/[email protected]

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“your birthday is coming and so am I”

Netanyahu intervened and blocked Shin Bet investigations against Jewish terrorism in c/[email protected]

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Shit Ben Blocks Shin Bet

A race in c/[email protected]

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Miller presented a general O(1) solution to the Traveling Salesman Problem back in 1949.

Fruit in c/[email protected]

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Highly relevant username.

Dong Rule in c/[email protected]

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There is a page on Wikipedia that contains this.

The original is a lot less funny, though.

Idioms in c/[email protected]

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People in glass houses should go shit in the basement.

Linus sets his foot down, against the gatekeeping attempts in the kernel in c/[email protected]

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Yeah… I kinda wish he had provided it before all those devs quit, though.

Of course, he might have kept silent as a test to see if the project can remain healthy without his active stewardship, which makes sense for such a large and important project. I’m sure he’s unimpressed by the result.

This post is in honor of [username]2 in c/[email protected]

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Wait, you wanted to call yourself cm000?

Riker? She killed my twin, I hate her! in c/[email protected]

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I hope there are at least fewer Mark II EMHs. One Andrew Penis is enough.

I've modified the Alcoholics Anonymous plan in c/[email protected]

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My favorite kind of erfly!

The only way out is... Ugh. in c/[email protected]

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Caesarean?