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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I'd say 50/50 because she's a woman and a Democrat.

Good thing she never wore a tan suit or used the wrong mustard, then Republicans would have done something drastic like storm the Capitol building!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (4 children)

My mother in law fully believes that liberals have taken over Texas and that they're over-reporting things like this in order to trick people into believing banning abortion is what caused it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

A large portion of the world believes in various deities who "love us" so much they will condemn us to literal eternal torture if we don't believe hard enough and do what their books say.

This isn't that far-fetched.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

When someone informs him it's named after a person he will demand that this domestic terrorist be brought in for impeachment and deported, not understanding why none of that makes sense

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So give up, just don't do anything!

I know those weren't your literal words, but that's the sentiment.

It's the only thing you can do at this point if you gave them your DNA, and it harms nobody to try.

Listing all the reasons not to bother just seems a bit pointless to me. Especially since they had no real reason to honor the request before.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

African, or European?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Literally more expensive than every computer I've assembled put together.

Bravo, I'm sure the vfx departments of both studios that buy one will love it! (Is joke pls no yell)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Slightly harder to get in and out undetected, but the targets sure are a lot bigger.

I want to believe

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Someone IN MY STATE decided just the THOUGHT of his neighbor voting Democrat was enough to execute the neighbor while he mowed the lawn.

Anecdotally, I've seen firsthand the fights and beatings and fucking arson from the MAGAt crowd over the last decade over clothing or hairstyle or bumper stickers at the grocery store to ever listen to dipshits like this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

A few years ago I purged my face book profile with a script that edited every post with lorem ipsum, and then deleted the content.

It was embarrassing seeing posts from 10-15 years ago. Jesus christ I was an idiot. I still am, but I was then too. (thanks mitch)

In 2022 I did the same to my reddit account.

Same reaction.

Although it was interesting to see my comments go backwards from "burn the system to the ground" to "we need to make a compromise and reach across the aisle" and then from "all religions should be allowed to die" to "Yay Jesus"

Like I said, I was a big dum

Oh god I would hate to see my YouTube comment history from my first account...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Anything else would simply be improper!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

God damn almighty these people are fucking stupid.

You know, I was about to go on about how they aren't stupid, they're cowards, because they fully know what you say is true, but they are too scared to say things out loud because then they'd be a target, OR because they believe in "the moral high road" and "believe the best in people" to a fault and "it wouldn't be proper!" to call a nazi... You know... a nazi.

But then I realized all of that, while possible, is still insanely fucking stupid

So I guess my point is "yeah, and giant fucking cowards to boot"

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