Sanguine

I wouldn't call it hoop jumping. It's a great OS not sure what to tell you, sounds like you're resistent to adopting a different view point.

99% of the time you don't notice. Some banking apps don't work (most do) and gpay doesn't work (doesn't matter to me I carry a wallet)

In my experience yes they do.

They might exist somewhere lol space is vast

The future is just a moment of now shifted forward. Anything you will find then you can find now.

When we were kids we'd catch them in jars sometimes and if you smelled the jar after it def had a scent. If the population is dense enough you can just smell it in the air.

I can smell this picture.

Commercial grade electric mowers can run for like 6-8 of straight mowing before a charge. They charge with EV ports like your moms tesla.

This isn't true anymore. Go check out greenworks commercial line.

Sure. But that's not why they are chosing this verbiage.

People generally want something closer to cutting edge / bleeding edge for games. Can't be waiting 6 months for graphics drivers that fix an issue in a game you are playing today.

Sounds like you went into it with expectations.