Slovene

Prangent sex dangerops?

You should have a cardiologist check that out.

Thanks Obama.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Ligmaberries

but nobody even in the administration knows what's going on.

"Least of all the horse."

Also works for testing 9V batteries.

8%D FTFY

That's why he married her.

But can god do this? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LlZkD3bbfM4

Oh yeah? Well James put a gaming console into an apple! 😛

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LlZkD3bbfM4

Un cri d'omelette ~~de~~ au fromage