Snurt

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Cheers ๐Ÿ™‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Hi , I think someone is word policing me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Hi, I had two curries for tea, and then went casino, and I started farting at the table. It was OK though, cause there was a ragged looking guy sitting next to me, and everyone thought he was the creator of the whiff. But then the dam broke, and before I had time to move, I had rivers ofย  stinking shit all in my pants and down my legs. But it was OK, cause ragged was still there. I was winning big, so was reluctant to make a move home, but in the end the silent farts had become a thing of the past, and I was exposed as the gruesome creator of foulness. I said sorry to everyone, and threw a couple chips at each, unfortunately they were partially shitstained as I had to scratch my arsemess. I picked up my chips, and ran for the door in the hope of avoiding covering the casino floor in my leakage, but the attempt, though valiant, was ultimately in vain. I'm gonna get someone to cash my chips for me, and not go back for two years. Might be OK then.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Is a question content? - sorry, I get everything else, and am grateful. I just don't get this. Are you having a go at me for asking about the rules?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Thanks wesk old bean

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Hi, I had two curries for tea, and then went casino, and I started farting at the table. It was OK though, cause there was a ragged looking guy sitting next to me, and everyone thought he was the creator of the whiff. But then the dam broke, and before I had time to move, I had rivers ofย  stinking shit all in my pants and down my legs. But it was OK, cause ragged was still there. I was winning big, so was reluctant to make a move home, but in the end the silent farts had become a thing of the past, and I was exposed as the gruesome creator of foulness. I said sorry to everyone, and threw a couple chips at each, unfortunately they were partially shitstained as I had to scratch my arsemess. I picked up my chips, and ran for the door in the hope of avoiding covering the casino floor in my leakage, but the attempt, though valiant, was ultimately in vain. I'm gonna get someone to cash my chips for me, and not go back for two years. Might be OK then. Hope you're well.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I'm new to this whole lemmy thing. Reddit seems to have stopped people seeing my posts. I just happened on this as I was browsing through. I'm from UK. Nice to meet you maggot fart.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

He was off his nut on drugs. He's probably a nice fella. Are you gonna kill everyone who takes drugs? They won't wear it. There'll be war in the streets. Not his fault if he had a bad reaction. I'm sorry for the victims people though. And god rest the souls of all concerned in this mess.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (7 children)

You two just enjoy arguing ๐Ÿ™‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can anyone share the bear thing? I've no idea what you're talking about.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Don't wack yourself kid. Your too much into the whole business. If I was you, I'd turn off all media, and go and involve yourself in the real world. I don't know what the bear thing is, but I do know that your gonna come across men and women who are not nice in life. Just keep looking for the good ones. ๐Ÿ™‚. Keep your chin up.

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