Stench5692

Because they're constantly pants shittingly terrified of anything they don't understand and need a gun to feel anything other than the constant overwhelming feeling of cowardice in the face of normal life.

That can apply to just about every case the Supreme Joke have given the last few years

I hope you realize you sound like a boomer, I've literally heard my boomer mother make the same argument about different bands I listen to. If we were having this conversation a couple decades, I would expect to hear something like "Goddamn kids with their hip hop, saggy pants, and loud music"

"Just because it's unconstitutional doesn't mean it's against the law" is an interesting attempt at a defense.

"Everyone is welcome here, even the gays. They're just lesser members who can't actually participate in the sacraments. But they're still welcome! They're just like, 3/5ths welcome..."

• the Catholic Church, probably

All 3 are crazy, you just happened to find the one that was too crazy for you.