SusheeMonster

You don't have to shoulder that burden alone, my friend

I can fuck yourself when you get tired. We're in this together

Ectoplasm is essentially ghost jizz & J-Dog is the jizziest dude in the afterlife

Kinda ironic that Amazon.com is killing its namesake through its carbon footprint

What? I thought airplane mode was so that you can fly the plane and give the pilots a break.

I've been holding my phone perfectly still in coach the entire time. Why didn't anyone tell me?

Imagine being able to trade in your college degree for a newer model

My headcanon says that Miyamoto was fixated on the name Zelda long before realizing it was a woman's name. Then he said "fuck it" and threw a princess in there.

I know that he actually took the name from Zelda Fitzgerald, but this is funnier.

My only regret was not watching it while tripping balls

"I quite enjoy being the meat in this sandwich, yes I do."