TammyTobacco

Now you have to make fun of your kid for being a sheep.

It works if they're not comebacks, but actually hurtful insults.

They go hard, you go harder.

Or find a song they hate to constantly sing. Maybe some old person music like Hoobastank.

According to Christians, this is all part of God's plan. Their God clearly wanted their children dead, so they should be happy to be part of his plan.

On the plus side it's been mostly Christians that have died.

Bernie needs to set up an alt account on Twitter where he pretends to be a Republican but reposts all these same messages.

Regardless of the NWS, this is a climate change event that will continue to happen, and there are many idiots in Texas that don't believe in global warming.

Jesus, I thought I had a dark sense of humor. Though this did make me laugh...

The driver was 69 years old. Maybe elderly people driving large SUV's in a very urban area is a terrible idea?

Are we sure Texas has enough electricity?

Tobacco and cannabis are both bio-accumulators, so it's important to smoke properly grown bud.