ThatGuyNamedZeus

"Our soruces here at TMZ have revealed to us that Standford the cat also snorts and smokes catnip while periodically napping in the bath tub. Seems the pressures of being an ordinary house cat are really getting to him."

So yes, cooked, overcooked, but cooked non the less

Edit: Boiling is a type of cooking.

Why can't we talk about all illegal things policiticans do? Why do we have to hyper-focus on one side?

What about swapping the sim on your government issued phone onto your personal phone for your own conveinience...by your own admission your own conveinience...thereby undoubtibly compromising a lot of very sensitive stuff as secrectary of state.

Or putting all kinds of government secrects on your private server that had less software security than gmail and then secure-deleting all the evidence of your wrong doing before the FBI could examine it to find out where the inevitable cyber attack REALLY came from and then blaming it all on russia because your mind is about 40 years behind the the general public on your view of an imaginary geo-polictical chess board

No matter the party, no matter what they say their poilcies are, they're all evil.

I used to have a cat what would bite his rear claws to sharpen them. When I first saw him do it I was shocked and I made him stop so I could make sure he didn't have anything stuck between his toes. That's when I found out what I already said.

You're sarcasm!

Ah yes, puns.

Not sure what a subway sandwitch has to do with this...but I don't judge for things like that

Edit for anyone you didn't get the pun: The GRAVE warning given to the...necromancer...Necromancers are a type of magic user that reanimates dead things and can also control them if they're good at their craft

it says on paper that I can't sue disney even if they end up killing me...I never read that agreement and I never enthusiastically agreed to it. Who would ever agree to give up their rights like that? Not me. I never agreed to do that, and it should be illegal for something like that to be in the ToS of anything

My Trauma will probably never go away. For a while I wasted my time with therapists, but I don't bother with that anymore.

No one ever enthusiastically agrees to any of those either.

In morrowind I came up with a class I called a "Vagina Monger" then later I made a new file where my class was a "Tim Allen's Toenail"

Other classes I thought of, but didn't do. "Professional Titty Feeler" "Paizuri Expert" "Pimp" "AGAB Member" (All Guards Are Bastards)

It's like the "clown porn" that quagmire was watching while choking himself where the money shot was confetti