Threadsdeadbaby

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

Go away! I'm conglo-batin'

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

And all those Daves.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Did you read his email? I don't think desperate. He wants everyone to listen to his whistle.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

I won't lie, I'm wet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Sleigh Hard, of course.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

My first invention was a jigsaw puzzle that you could pick up and fold away without losing progress (velcro on the pieces and the board). It felt great at the time! I've been chasing that high ever since.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Ooh it's because when we were babies we put everything in our mouths! The brain (and tongue) remembers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

So what you're saying is there's a market for pony diapers?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

People become defensive when they've been hurt before.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ha I cup my man's pecs because they're there. I believe it may be the same reason men like to honk ours. Honk

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I see a pearl necklace

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Lookat datboi

 

Thank you, silence.

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