Tungsten5

I shit in the shower. No waffle stomp. That is what being an alpha male is

Ah, more ads. Exactly what the consumer asked for, right?

Thanks for hearing me out, I really needed that. Have a good rest of your day broski

My main point that I would like to get across here: my back muscles > your mom

Please note that there is no part of this were the two are equal.

My back muscles are bigger than your mom

I first had an old (forgot which year) Dell Latitude:

Usually what I do is just stop eating/barely eat at all. Keep this up for weeks and weeks and you will lose weight fast. And its easy. Its less work to do this than to workout or change your diet (in a different way). You can also distract yourself so you don’t focus on the hunger that you feel. Give it a shot and lmk

Retard

You shouldn’t have kids. And if your husband does want kids he should find someone other than you and start a family with them.

So wholesome, then:

But OP here did not give up:

I remember watching a youtube video about a company that does this. You pay em, sign a contract, and when you die the freeze your body with the idea that one day science will be able to bring them back. I think its dumb af but why not. You won’t need the cash when you’re dead

I struggle to imagine a person like this actually existing