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[–] [email protected] 246 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 213 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean… at least he’s washing his ass.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago

Ikr. Most hygienic 4chan user

[–] [email protected] 173 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Maybe we should bring kinkshaming back after all

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, there's never been a total abolishion of kink shaming. I'm very tolerant of people doing what they want, but there was one person I knew who said they were into necrophilia, which I really don't trust to be handled in a safe manner and they liked a female friend of mine. Pedophilia has also never really been accepted, and whatever the fuck this thing is shouldn't either.

Now, I don't support treating these people as evil just because their brain works like that. I think that's wrong. I think they should be seeking help to change the way they think though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I for one wish I could donate my corpse to necrophiliacs. Go nuts yall, have fun.

Just keep me cold so the meat doesn't go bad, the cannibals get my corpse next.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Mmm, salty cold cuts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Pedophilia and necrophilia aren't considered kinks though. They are paraphilic disorders, which are psychopathology.

[–] [email protected] 157 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anon invents cognitive behavioral torture (CBT)

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Up next: cognitive ball torture

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

That's just JOI for CBT enthusiasts.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

cock and ball torture

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How do you give gold on lemmy

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I prefer to give Lemmy lead lanyards, but to each their own

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes and literacy.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I am in desperate need of bleach, and memory eraser. I should've stopped reading after the word shower, god knows why I didn't. Morbid curiosity is a horrible thing.

This feels like watching the Jeremy Kyle show, my life and mind might be somewhat fked but at least I'm not this guy.

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 month ago (1 children)

God forbid men try to practice having empathy in a private setting.

But yeah, therapy would probably help a lot.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

sounds like the only shower ever taken on 4chan. I think he's doing great, comparatively

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago

sometimes I maintain my faith in humanity

Other times.... This is an other time

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago

That's enough internet for today.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago

needed this today, thank you op

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

Would be less worrying if anon got off to this

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So was Anon in his mind

*flees the scene*

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

Anon takes 'Walk a mile in their shoes' too seriously

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

This is NOT going to look good at the pearly gates

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What a day to be literate.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

is anon being eggy or just gay?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

I struggle to imagine a person like this actually existing

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

He need the-rapist

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

god i love 4chan

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I have brought anon a snack. A rusty af train bolt.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How the fuck do you get cum in the ass and mouth in one operation? Do professional rapists carry around a vial of extra cum for hole-filling purposes? What happens if they have a rape planned but forgot to bring their auxiliary cum? How long can they keep a vial of auxiliary cum before it starts going bad and needs to be replaced? Do professional rapists use a FIFO system and use expiration date labels or do they walk around loaded up with rotting cum? How to they handle this for tax filing purposes? Rape just sounds like too much extra effort. Just fuck a couch or something. Jeez.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I thought that imaginary scenario was kind of hot.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t usually say this buuuut, you need Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Not even Jesus can help here, I‘m afraid. Seriously, what‘s wrong with people?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Cool! Use promo code 'lemmy' on betterhelp.com for 15% off your first session.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Instance checks out

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Literally me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I ... guess this might be a way to build empathy with actual rape victims? Chat is this actually a good thing?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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