UltraGiGaGigantic

joined 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I don't have much free time to watch TV, but I'll check it out.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Fumble

Edit: op already did stumble and I didn't see it.thought Fumble was to similar, and tried to delete but I also forgot you can't really delete your thing so the comment stays lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Hell yeah, the horny dudes online don't care how broke you are. They want dick pics and good times.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I would have went with DarkMageOfTruth69, but maybe it was already taken

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

And you know what we get in the future?

Everything computer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

How hard are you strangling that grill?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Line go up. "Must" implies it wasn't going up at some point, which is a capital offense.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Until they are purchased

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Length is measured in hotdogs, width is measured in hamburgers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

They view sex as transactional, performative, superficial, and perhaps even competative

I'm proud to be a filthy casual sex enjoyer

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Doesn't matter how much i get paid, I gotta change shit in my life. Nothing is worth this pain.

Temperature is warming up, maybe my car won't be so bad to live out of anymore.

 

The Black Dog is a supernatural, spectral, or demonic hellhound originating from English folklore, and also present in folklore throughout Europe and the Americas. It is usually unnaturally large with glowing red or yellow eyes, is often connected with the Devil (as an English incarnation of the hellhound), and is sometimes an omen of death.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_dog_(folklore)

 
 
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