Uniquitous

I would require a significant retainer before taking any business from someone with Trump's reputation.

It seems he's doing perfectly well without that particular lesson. Notwithstanding, I was being facetious.

Yes. It's because he doesn't want to.

Like I said, it's ridiculous for them to cry crocodile tears over a guy in a hoodie when they wave away the fact that the whole building was sacked by a horde of magats. If there was any sign at all that they respected any of our country's institutions, then they could possibly be taken seriously on this. (But not likely.)

It's like Teen Titans Go all over again

For that to happen he'd have to be capable of worshiping something other than himself.

Their base will get offended over anything & everything so long as it's not one of their own being criticized. They are forever hypocrites, and generally dumber than a box of rocks.

Dihydrogen monoxide is in motion beneath the surface.

Or at least caught a beating or two.