Vladkar

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Still better than Dragonball Evolution

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Whenever I'm asked to fill out a survey, I always just copy and paste the entire text of Dante's Inferno from Project Gutenberg.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One is a goofy pop culture icon from the early 2000s with a reputation for kindness and professionalism, and the other is Ellen DeGeneres.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

As a software engineer on the hunt for a new job, it seems like every company hiring right now is one of three things:

  • Evil Distopian Nightmare Corporation
  • Same, But Also Makes Weapons
  • AI Startup Named "Jilquetoast"
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Watch out, they might "prank" you by tormenting a homeless person or something

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I long to be out there, with my brothers, waging war against the Empire

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Oh hi Mark 1:15

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

A warrior's drink

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

How I look in the mirror ☝️

How I look in photos:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

As long as the slugs are slowly loaded manually by a bunch of servitors.

 

You can just plop a bed down wherever and sleep through the night in peace. Apparently this has been the case for over a decade, and all those temporary shelters I made were completely unnecessary.

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