Wage_Slave

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I dunno man. If that joint hit's like old fucked up Ben is sayin' there, I might be swayed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Remember that pic of the woman beheading a dummy while riding a bike?

Here is the more darker reasoning for it.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don't want those fuckers anywhere near my kids. Not only are they fucking nuts, but this is the kind of shit that always winds up with a bunch of pedos "protecting the children"

Those people are what mental illness look like.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

That was a delight to read.

like reading a rainbow.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's not even their company and just the suggestion here has their legal teams on high alert and ready.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Just don't make eye contact and have plenty of strawberry jam on hand to muck up any communications.

Let the man meme his mods in peace for chists sake!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"Oh c'mon. It's not like that. I just wanna talk. We can talk about anything. The internet, attractive females, the matrix, the political assassination of your favorite celebrity. Anything."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

God: hits bong Yeah, that'll fuck some heads up. I'm all about creating this shit.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

And that my good dudes, is how Erectus happens.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sorry guys. Shit's kinda fucked up here, but there are some real heroes getting busy up here. We're almost out of stuff to burn I think, and people keep stealing fire fighters gear to try and save their own property so yeah, at this rate, climate will win shortly and there won't be anything left soonish.

Again, sorry guys.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oddly satisfying. I kinda want a piece for my desk.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Does he look like a bitch?

Well, yeah. This ain't Marcellus Wallace. Tump's a bitch.

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