WanakaTree

I used to own a Subaru Forester in Ohio. I sold it to a lesbian who was moving to CO. Felt like I was giving it a better home

Yeah they're out of order too

If they just make a GUI interface using visual basic they can track the hacker's IP

Yep, it is. We'd stay in our orbit of the sun for 8 minutes after it vanished too

My wife coaches high school field hockey. She told me how one day she overheard them talking about how one of them lost their work on a homework document and had to start over.

One of the girls said "you just gotta get in the habit of clicking the blue square", which the others were confirming is the thing to do. So then my wife asks "blue square, what do you mean" and another clarified "the save button".

They had no idea what a floppy disc was

I, too, have a small child

Blue Steel

This reminds me of Office Space.

"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life"

Oddly enough, Office Space also ends with everything on fire!

Ngl had me in the first half

I found Wall-E more disturbing than most post-apocalyptic movies. Felt too real