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Shaking my partner awake violently at 12:00am just to look into her eyes and say "First" before immediately falling asleep

Justice is gone.

just ICE remains.

Verbatim? No, probably not. But when "Free Speech Absolutist" Elon Musk censors criticism about himself on Xitter, but allows and promotes Nazi content, actions speak louder than words.

No theoretical physical models have made any testable predictions that include an anti-gravitational effect

This animal simultaneously looks like a lizard, a weasel, and a bird.

He also runs as independent, specifically because the Democratic party pulls this shit

Bad take. You don't shame people for being unable to make sounds that aren't in their native language. If someone spoke Mandarin all their life and learned English, but had to approximate the "L" sound with "R", you wouldn't have this reaction claiming that allowing that approximation is turning everything into Mandarin

Aint no way he has the FreeBSD android theme

Threee mile island was only a partial meltdown, and very little fission product was ever released to the environment. Nowhere near as blatant and drastic of a failure as what happened in Chernobyl.

Recount time?

If America hadn't responded to Chernobyl with fear of atomic power and instead adopted a "this is why communism will fail, look how much better we can do it" attitude, the climate crisis would be a non-issue right now

Tommy Tuberville is slept on as a candite for the "Most harmful senator" award. He's such a bold-faced boot licker and hasn't done a single thing to uphold his oath of office