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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 hours ago

I was a huge fan of the original, and I have to say, they did a great job with this. The things I enjoy about it may not matter to you, though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

I hope there's a pet store near the walmart so I can look at kittens and fish while my car charges slower than it would at home.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

I might give it a try.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

De Beers did it with diamond engagement rings as well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

It's when you pee in someone's mouth during a blowie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Any port in a storm, I always say.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

I've always been afraid of being killed by a drunk driver, or dying while at work. Now both of those things can happen at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago

If this is another attempt to get me to stare into a laser, I'm going to say "Fool me once."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Good thing the US has free healthcare, or else this could be seen as a tactic to drive profits up for CEO's.

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