a_goofy_dragon

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Mom, can I _______? (sh.itjust.works)
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Imagine I just _____ed (sh.itjust.works)
Your mom is disappointed because you ______. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

No πŸ˜‚

Spirits, I'm a bit conflicted! Pick a Starbucks drink for me in c/[email protected]
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ATTENTION: All people will become _____s in 24 hours (sh.itjust.works)
Breaking News: Antarctica is now renamed to ________ in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

W

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Spirits, would you like some _____? (sh.itjust.works)
Spirits, you are now Wubzzy! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

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I shall now ______ (sh.itjust.works)
How old were you when you learned that Santa Claus wasn’t real? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Around 9, when I was basically up half of the night, and the presents were there, without any noise from the door (we don't have a chimney)

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Spirits, did you eat my chicken? (sh.itjust.works)
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Welcome to the world of ________! (sh.itjust.works)
This Disney DVD is enhanced with ________ in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This Disney DVD is enhanced with PORRIDGE. Your movie and a selection of bonus oatmeal will begin automatically. To bypass PORRIDGE, select the main menu button at anytime. PORRIDGE will begin in a moment!

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This Disney DVD is enhanced with ________ (sh.itjust.works)
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Spirits, give me a YouTube video ID! (sh.itjust.works)
Damn, time flies, it’s __________ already in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

O

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I like _______ (sh.itjust.works)
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Spirits, write the entire Bee Movie script (sh.itjust.works)
 
It's not delivery, it's ________! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

S

ALERT: BALLISTIC _________ INBOUND, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

🀨

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ALERT: BALLISTIC _________ INBOUND, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. (sh.itjust.works)
Spirits, what's the name of my new character? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (9 children)

D

Man, I can't believe my roommate ate all of my ____! in c/[email protected]
Spirits, what's your favorite website? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Pork!?!?!

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