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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"So you're saying as a 53-year-old adult person you soil yourself whenever you see anything that even remotely resembles a bunny. When do you think that phobia started?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Have a look at Automate (like Tasker but with free features). It has a Content Shared module as input. Then you can process and output its text. Might be worth a try for what you're trying to do.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Another silent change in the latest update, at least on my phone, is that the assistant disregards media volume levels and screams its feedback on full volume. It wasn't like this until a week ago. Restarting, playing with settings, adjusting the volume as she screams, nothing helps.

So if I ask her to do something late at night she goes, "OKAY I WILL DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ASKED ME TO DO AND WILL ANNOUNCE IT TO THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD IN THE PROCESS"

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

PC LOAD LITTER

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

One simply does not walk into the batcave.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

"Ugh which one of you stinky dickheads was it this time?"
"I think it's all of us sarge!"

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago (3 children)

If accepted.
Reviewer's comments:

  • While the paper is well-written overall, contributions on adaptation of alien technology as well as comparison with state-of-the-art are not made clear.
  • Authors should consider using TikZ to create the diagrams. My Kindle e-reader had difficulty scaling and displaying the diagrams.
  • The paper's tone could benefit from more technicality.
  • The terms "alien", "ET", "technology", and "stuff" have been used ambiguously throughout the paper. The authors should consider including a table of nomenclature.
  • The experimental results don't appear to provide sufficient statistical significance on how much the mankind's genitalia could be pleased using the alien apparatus. The results would be more conclusive if the application of the apparatus on extraterrestrial genitalia is studied too. This has the additional benefit of avoiding to fall for spurious relationships.
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

When you have to rob a bank at 8 but had coffee at 7:40 with no time to shit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hang in there buddy. Here's a hug 🫂

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