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joined 2 years ago

Splayed Out in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rub the belly

Had to squeeze through a blockade of Buicks just to get into Kroger this afternoon in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which is for loading

*Permanently Deleted* in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (9 children)

I'm OOTL, why do people want an alternative to Signal? It thought that was the good app

Taco in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Taco flavored kisses

How do you make proper "I am interested in you." eye contact? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Don't forget to rub your hands together like a fly

If I had a nickel for every time a Russian SAM shot down a civilian airliner..... in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where are all the hexbears waiting in line to suck Putin's cock over downing yet another civilian airliner?

I hate cast iron so I am in favour of this. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Lol this response proves OP's point. "Bro it's so easy bro just soak in sodium hydroxide and fill your house with smoking oil it's easy dude just measure how much starch is in ur meal dude lol ez"

OpenWrt One WiFi 6 router samples are now available in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

God bless openwrt

Sleepy boys in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Disguising themselves as their favorite meals

I just want to talk in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Bullshit, Tesla headlamps blind everyone else on the road straight from the factory.

Anon listens to rock in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Static X is the shit. Throw in some Powerman 5000 and I'll live the rest of my days happy in the nursing home

Important information in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Unless it has got many vegetables