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If you did, it would probably be in mandarin. At least that’s what happened when my Android tablet went to shit.

I’ve never seen any one of these.

I read somewhere that if we could bring back a dinosaur, it wouldn’t survive long, because of the oxygen concentration in our atmosphere. Is it true?

There’s an old myth about a shipment of playing cards. The guy buys a whole container of playing cards, but removes the same card from all packs. The shipment is confiscated and later sold for almost nothing because the packs are all incomplete. He then buys the shipment and restores the packs. All this was cheaper than paying import duties.

Maybe this guy is playing a long game.

Should’ve used an image where they’re all masked.

Once I tripped and fell. I think I’ll run for governor.

I just read that dolphins shed their skin almost 10 times more frequently than humans. Some species do it every two hours! Imagine the amount of energy spent in this.

Yes, amazing.

I still remember my Masters degree in distributed computing. C++ in vi (not even vim), monochromatic display, 36 computers working together to give me a bunch of SIGSEGV.

That’s Russ!

2, sometimes 5, rarely 20. My wife 2, maybe 15.

If I can’t have booty, you can’t have porn.