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I mean, that’s a bookstore. Maybe try a shoe store?

Gulf o Murica. FTFY.

Nice!!! Do dogs next!

Nah. They’ll vomit the kitten up when it’s time.

But the penis you’re okay with.

I’d never heard of this. So do you dream at all?

I’m gonna chime in here. My wife asks me this a lot because she too has trouble going to and staying asleep. I however have some kind of sleep superpower. I can be asleep within 2 minutes after going horizontal.

I’ve always done this: start building a scene in your head. Any scene. Action, nature, whatever. Now picture yourself there in first person. Focus on the details. Make sure the trees have leaves. The pavement has lines and cracks and texture. Imagine feeling the wind on your body. From grass to cars to sky paint as detailed a picture as you can. Begin to form a story. Walk around and interact with things, people, animals. Maybe you have a storyline. As a boy I had an action sequence I would play out every night. Cuz you know. Boys. But as I got older those turned into hikes in fun places. Or keeping company with my current crush. Or a fun road trip…You get the idea.

I promise not long after you begin you will naturally begin to drift off. At least this is what has always come naturally to me.

Good luck and sweet dreams!!!

If this were true do you think they’d release this info without sitting on it and using it for a sting or two. I’m not in any way calling this BS, I’m just trying to reconcile that for myself before considering this further.

The junk drawer should contain nothing that touches food. We have a couple of those outside of the kitchen

Yeah we have a knife skills class we’ve been meaning to book since I received it for Christmas last year

Oh we have like 2 of these easy but the junk drawer is for things that don’t touch food

Dude the Pareto principal has started some shit in this household. We don’t even bring it up these days.