captain_oni

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Welp. in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)

The technical terms are very similar. The only issue would be the colloquial terms.

As I'm sure most of you are aware, Reddit is now censoring Luigi's name entirely and have been giving out warnings and bans as they are considering it to be promoting violence. in c/luigimangione@lemmy.world
[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He totally looks like he turns the console off when he's losing. And not only as a kid.

Who owns the boats? in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Owning a boat

Pros:

  • You'll be able to survive the rising sea levels caused by global warming.

Cons:

  • You won't survive the super hurricanes caused by global warming.
A fine piece of poetry in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 weeks ago

I read somewhere:

"If a movie with Tim Curry is rated one star out of five; he's the reason the movie got that star"

no ragrets in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

More like:

"Inside of you, there are 2 apes:

One is a Chimpanzee, who wants to throw its shit at everything, and kill and dismembered anyone that has mildly inconvenienced you.

The other one is a Bonobo, who just wants to chill out, and maybe fuck to let all those frustrations out (and maybe kill and dismember the ape that's hoarding all the food and resources for itself)."

Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Less than worthless, my boy.

Who is correct in c/dnd_memes@lemmy.world
[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Does a sourcebook about "everything" contain itself?

Goliath was killed by David using a rock. Do these people even read their own books? in c/general@lemmy.world
[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

perfect analogy for the american government.

It's coming in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I, for one, welcome our new fungus overlords.

Doggo had a good day in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
Panama celebrates the 25th anniversary of the Panama Canal handover as Trump wants to take it back in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Seems he's still salty about losing his trump tower in Panama.

UFO sightings in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Unidentified Flying Object... Unidentified Falling Object... The acronym still applies

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