caseyweederman

Zoom was so bad, too. It was so unreliable, it was missing basic features, the UI was unfriendly.
They've improved on each of these things slightly since then.
But it's a testament to how bad Skype was that Zoom was found to be preferable.

Jesus was in fact the one to say "yeah all this old rules don't matter, just focus on these two: don't be a dick and don't be a fucking dick, god damn"

Yeah like, fuck them for making something fun and silly. They probably even enjoyed it too.

I was going to say "2 but with 5's handle and if you say 1 I am going to" but I couldn't think of a silly threat that would be absurd but in a funny way

Ugh, Daviiid

Use the thing that Phage the Untouchable had to use to eat.
It had claws to peel her lips back, and an extender that would push very raw meat down her throat (it would start to rot the moment it touched her, so the fresher the better)

It was Tony.

ted
Was it Todd? Hm

Oh, right. They were fleeing from dying there though.

You mean Gehenna, the literal place that was just a garbage dump around the corner? "Don't go to that place, man, it sucks. Somebody lit a trash pile on fire two weeks ago and it's still burning now. It's gross."

Or did you mean Hades, the place John (no, not that John (probably)) wrote about many years after Jesus's death? In the book of Revelation, the whole of which is full of obvious symbolic imagery? A) not Jesus and B) still not "hell".

Ohhhhh you were talking about Dante Alighieri, the guy born twelve hundred years later, who invented our modern concept of hell whole cloth.

"Hell", a translation of any of the three words Gehenna, Hades, and Tartarus, show up anywhere between 13 and 23 times in the entire new testament. That wide range is due to differences in translations and source texts.

Nobody talks about Jesus talking about hell more than modern preachers who profit off of making people fearful. You know, the exact people Jesus would have thrashed out of the temple with a whip.

There is a story in the Apocrypha (decanonized Bible books) where childhood Jesus turns another kid into a tree. I like to think it's the same tree.

So you're saying they... left the place where they were in order to avoid a form of danger.