cmhickman358

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

DeVito on DeBurrito

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

All existence is awful, but if you were a vampire you would get to wear a neat cape

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

What about "Whacky Extracty"

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I rarely answer calls from known numbers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

"All ants are British 'cuz they colonize" -Dan Cummins

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately I don't believe she does, the closest thing I could find was “Principles are like prayers. Noble of course. But awkward at a party.”

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But you've forgotten the most important rule of porn: you can slap a "step" label onto anything. So now it's, "my friend's 'step' mom," meaning they aren't bound to actual motherhood age.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

"I am on nobody's side because nobody is on my side"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Oh ok, I had never heard of that term before, I stand corrected.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh damn I had never heard of the other term before, my bad.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

When you're referring to selling something it's spelled hocking.

Edit: Turns out I was mistaken, Hawking is indeed the correct term for this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I prefer "pets of the flesh"

 
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