cyphear

Wasn't that the jar that shattered up some guy's ass?

Call? Can't I just send an email?

"Old charlie stole the handle, the train it won't stop rolling and it won't slow down."

Because it's a Florida man doing Florida man things.

There's an old Soviet joke; a man goes to the newspaper stand everyday picks up a paper reads the headlines on the front page and leaves. This happens for a few weeks then finally the salesman asks, "Comrade, why do you only read the front page?" The guy says, "I'm just looking for an obituary." The salesman says, "Those are in the back of the newspaper." "Not the one I'm looking for."

Vim is bloat.

Well, I still owed about a thousand when I'd normally get a refund. I should really brush up on current tax laws.

That's why me and my homies use ed.

While it was a good idea, putting the IRS in charge of it was the stupidest thing ever. If you're not covered all 12 months you get a big fine. Last year I had issues with the website that was probably coded by some kid whose dad said he was "good with computers" and wasn't able to get coverage for 4 months. It fucked me over. Fuck the IRS.