cypherix93

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A single bee is ignored but in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I got stung in my armpit once... flew in right through my shirt

Roses are red, get in the Uber, I need you here as my in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

mutants everywhere are losing it

Snake rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I said OOH GIRL

Can't leave us on that note! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

L for low key

Recharging in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

coughs uncontrollably me tooooo

Religion in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Choose your own deity kinda situation

Gloves in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (2 children)

bless you

the aliens monitoring our planet know that we are idiots in c/[email protected]
Good morning I pick the person. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Just the fact that they can is enough for me to avoid them. Ain't showing up with a thermometer to see if they decide to fly today 😔

Good morning I pick the person. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Dude, roaches can fly...

What are we gonna listen to while farming? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Next episode we talk about our eroding farmlands and needless urbanization.

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stretchy void (lemmy.world)
 
Living Alone in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Good thing I have all the voices in my head to keep me company

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