digredior

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[–] digredior 165 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (21 children)

Sounds like you need to decide how comfortable you are with the extreme likelihood that your son gets his dick wet.

If you are comfortable with that, make sure you’ve spoken to him about safety and the potential long-term consequences of doing so. No need to make it more awkward than it has to be, but the conversation is absolutely necessary if you haven’t had it with him before. Nothing like learning in real-time that Tiffany lied about being a virgin when spots show up on his dick, or that his buddies were full of shit when they said she can’t get pregnant if you have sex just once.

Doesn’t hurt to provide the condoms yourself so you know they’re quality, in-date, and not tampered with.

You should also contact Tiffany’s parents yourself before you respond. If they’re unaware, then you have an honesty issue on your hands on top of anything else.

[–] digredior 2 points 1 week ago

John Stewart would be a good Secretary of State…

Or Veterans Affairs

[–] digredior 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Would go better than this, actually. He’d be incompetent but he’d know that and I think he’d at least attempt to surround himself with competence.

[–] digredior 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If I’d have wanted a kiss, I’d have asked your mother…

[–] digredior 20 points 1 week ago

Well… it’s less likely

[–] digredior 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whether software, electrical, aerospace, or civil… engineer gonna engineer.

[–] digredior 4 points 1 week ago

Shut the fuck up, Donnie, you’re out of your element!

[–] digredior 10 points 2 weeks ago

Conditions a and b line up well… no belief in global warming required to buy your favorite billionaire’s shitty tonka truck.

[–] digredior 1 points 2 months ago
[–] digredior 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The wind was thoroughly broken…

[–] digredior 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit… my wife and I just found this series last night and watched the first 5 episodes. It was almost like watching justice porn where the good guys got good things and the assholes got theirs.

[–] digredior 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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