eighthourlunch

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

"I should know. I've been embarrassing my state since I was born."

Gov. Cox, probably.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The only way I'd watch Tucker Carlson on purpose is in a cage fight with Mike Tyson. Pay-per-view is fine, but I'll travel if I have to.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds to me as though their local government and police have checked out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Winter, you say. It felt like spring yesterday.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Given trade, it doesn't seem to be in their best interest to cripple the US.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nope. Not even once, and that's just fine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mint chutney. Mmmmmm!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa! Loser!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They meant to say fecal recognition. They're struggling to determine the difference between a Whopper and a whopping dookie. No luck so far, and I doubt an app is going to help.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The hole makes it so you'll never have to practice again.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I'd wager over half that sub is posting from Moscow.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

I used to live there a long time ago. It wasn't terribly stable then. It's sad that it's only gotten worse. It's a beautiful place, with some of the kindest people I've ever known. I hope they find a way out of this.

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