fitjazz

joined 5 months ago
[–] fitjazz 2 points 4 days ago

Yeah, my "SUV" and my wife's sedan take up almost exactly the same footprint.

[–] fitjazz 22 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I have a buddy that uses his to spoof people's apartment swimming pool access cards.

[–] fitjazz 5 points 3 weeks ago

I always say I want mine to read "He died the way he lived" and then say how I died. The less sense it makes the better.

[–] fitjazz 4 points 1 month ago

Make sure to let the door hit you on the way out.

[–] fitjazz 2 points 1 month ago

I do as often as I can, which is every 4 months because I donate double red cells. I am O negative so my red cells are extremely useful in emergencies and it is something I can do to help other people. Donating doubles they give you your plasma plus some saline back so you end up with the same volume of fluid. Because of this, I feel perfectly fine afterwards. I am currently at almost 7 gallons donated.

[–] fitjazz 7 points 1 month ago

Google never should have changed from the blunderbuss, or the blob emojis for that matter.

[–] fitjazz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I keep seeing people say that and I can't figure out what video they are watching. This video clearly shows the right rear landing gear touching down first and immediately collapsing.

[–] fitjazz 2 points 1 month ago
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[–] fitjazz 10 points 1 month ago

My 2023 Mazda has a touch screen but you never actually have to touch it. In fact, they put it far enough away that it is difficult to touch while driving and disable the touch when the car is moving. There are knobs and buttons in-between the front seats that control it. Also none of the important stuff is controlled through the infotainment system, it is just settings, satnav, and radio (or Android Auto/carplay). Not having to interact with a touch surface while driving is one of my favorite features of my car, and there are a lot of other things that I love about it too.

[–] fitjazz 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

When I was still at university (20+ years ago) a girl asked my to help her figure out why her Internet in her dorm room wasn't working. My first question was "is it plugged in?" She said it was, so that evening I went to her room to check it out. First thing I did was find the end of her network cable and plug it back into her computer. When I pointed out that she had said it was definitely plugged in she responded with "I thought you meant the power cable". I almost pointed out that if the power cable was not plugged in then I'm pretty sure she would not have been complaining that the internet was not working but at this point it was obvious that she was just using her "computer problems" to get me to come to her room and that she was the one that unplugged the cable. The most ridiculous part is that all she had to say was "hey, you should come to my room" and I would have happily obliged.

[–] fitjazz 2 points 2 months ago

I was the first in my my friend group in highschool to have a car and a cell phone. My friends would call my cell collect from a payphone and just say where they wanted me to meet them. Never needed a name or explanation, if I got a collect call with a location I would decline it and be there as soon as I could.

[–] fitjazz 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The theory that I heard that made the most sense is that he thinks by renaming it he can circumvent the Biden ban on new oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.

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