fittedsyllabi

joined 17 hours ago

Seems like the perfect day to ask: Muricans, what's your dream country to expatriate to? Non-Muricans, what's the thought on accepting US refugees? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 13 hours ago

Non-American here. All Americans, except MAGA muricans, are welcome.

Notorious Swedish gang leader Ismail Abdo arrested in Turkey in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Looks like Drake.

He pioneered the cellphone. It changed how people around the world talk to each other — and don’t in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

Anybody got a time machine? Stop this man!

Thumbs up to people dying. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

12 million dead. Worse than COVID. Two thumbs up, MAGA, you Nazi fucks.

Hegseth falsely cited weapon shortages in halting shipments to Ukraine, Democrats say in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

So Pigseth lied. What’s new?

Microsoft to Lay Off About 9,000 Employees in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 16 hours ago

To the 9,000, don’t go back if they ask you to. Seriously.

Meteorologists Say the National Weather Service Did Its Job in Texas in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago (13 children)

So the 20 girls that are missing, they’re just going to leave it at that, eh?

What automation processes have you implemented that make your life easier? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

Seriously, I haven’t automated anything. And life is just fine.

The U.S. Is Switching Sides | Donald Trump is giving Vladimir Putin every incentive to keep killing Ukrainians. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

The US is not switching sides. The current US government has always been pro-Russia.

We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

Asian Invasion.

Lisa Murkowski’s megabill vote was everything people hate about politicians in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

This is the problem with having old people decide on things. Anybody who has a grandmother or grandfather knows how many mistakes they make in a single day.