Socialism has other elements
I think your argument might be more convincing if you actually mentioned these elements.
Marx did not think it was socialism
Other people had other definitions even before Marx, so I'm not sure why his should be the only valid definition.
Just my two cents.
That's not a superpower, that's just witchcraft
class war [...] only works as long as you can subdivide the lower classes and make them hate each other.
That's not how class war works, that's how they try to prevent class war, ie war between classes.
Punk Rock itself is not a product of capitalism.
Album and ticket sales are.
I thought they protect the cans of frozen peaches.
OP is including writing "wash me" in the dust on the rear window in "vandalism".
Did they say so in a comment?
I don't see it in the OP post.
Anyway, I don't think of selective cleaning when I hear vandalism.
And I agree with the previous comment, that destroying property is not the moral thing to do.
They're not sold as 'hot dogs' but I'm pretty sure there isn't a place in Germany where plain old bratwurst in a plain old bun isn't a thing.
The standard hotdog you can find in Germany consists of a bun and sausage with ketchup, mustard, crispy onions, pickles and sometimes cole slaw.
Where would that be the "standard"?
The most common sausage in a bun combination is just sausage, bun, ketchup/mustard.
Unless you're specifically talking about restaurants that have an item called "Hot Dog" on their menu, which in turn is rather rare.
I'm not entirely sure, what you're advocating for.
There are Turkish supermarkets, restaurants, döner stalls, and barbers all over the place.
I also know a Turkish electrician, but I'll go to him when I need an electrician, not when I need a Turk.
Weirdly enough, many if not most kings in history were not absolute monarchs and had to follow some rules and expectations or risk losing their power (and possibly life).
/s?
Have you ever seen a giant, flying, fire breathing dragon IRL that didn't have boobs?