goldteeth

"Eat your dice, Brennan!"

"I have some real problems with this SVU script. We can't say 'dick wolf' on TV!"

"Frank, are you saying 'soul' or 'hole'?"

well duh, that's how they built the pyramids

Any weapon can be a blunt weapon if you're holding it wrong

Motherfucker looks like he sleeps in a space blanket and knows a lot about the Magna Carta.

man, you love to see a profane obelisk towering over a barren wasteland with some sort of fucked-up sun. nothin says "shit's about to go down" quite like like a fucked-up sun obelisk.

You just summoned, like, 5⅓ Beetlejuices. Beetles Juice?

"Hale and well-met, everybody."

"Nørmr!"

"What would you say to an ale, there, Nørmr?"

"I'd say 'Make peace with the spirits of your ancestors, for you shall soon greet them in Valhalla.'"

Which is gonna be a real road block when they get to Step 8.

What is a boy to do???

And try very hard to let the door hit you on the way out!