goldteeth

if anything they've reopened their account with Master Don

"Well I was trying to add Jeff Goldblum and your names are obviously right next to each other in my phone, so..."

I got a lot of mileage out of the fact that there's a specifically Portuguese Man o' War on page 79 of the AD&D Monster Manual, implying the existence of a Portugal somewhere in the Forgotten Realms.

Hell, it's not even any of the things the Internet has taken to calling "gaslighting," most which aren't gaslighting either. It's just reverse psychology.

"You there, on the motorcycle! Sell me one of your melons!"

I finally got around to doing a full watchthrough of Key & Peele after only catching the occasional sporadic episode back in the day, and ended up stopping halfway in because my copies of the first two seasons were uncensored, but the only copy of Season 3 I could track down was still censored, and I found myself unable to abide the incessant bleeps while knowing full well that a world sans bleep was out there somewhere.

I've also given up on more shows than I care to admit because they switched streaming services and I forgot which episode I left off on.

Seems like everyone's been getting that noise lately. I'm on my third.

I think I'm gonna head on down to the Bong Recreation Area and take the Green Trail for a while if you know what I mean

(I mean I'm going to take a scenic nature walk in one of Wisconsin's beautiful state parks, what the hell did you think I meant?)

"We've erected a 3-kilometer-long tied-arch bridge so people can get into and out of the Superior bay area quicker and easier, and we'll be dedicating it to World War II pilot Richard Bong."

"Okay, what are you calling it?"

"Right now we've got 'Dick Bong's Long, Curvaceous Erection for the Repeated Entering and Exiting of a Wet Superior Inlet.'"

"...We'll workshop it."

Where on earth would you find a wall on a road with a fotorealistic continuation of the road printed on it?

Spoken like a man who has never relentlessly pursued a roadrunner, nor taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

but then again, so is a bottle of lukewarm seltzer water.