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Fortunately several thousand other people made that same point long before he did, so we can always just agree with one of them instead.

Texas Officials 'Hurl' NWS off Hell in a Cell, Trump Admin Plummets 15 Feet Through Announcer's Table

and welcome to the jam

Much better for the environment than your typical coal-powered cat.

I feel like there's gotta be a separate chart entirely for the late-'80s/mid-'90s sitcoms. Friends, Frasier, Seinfeld, Roseanne, Home Improvement, Wings - that's an argument in and of itself.

But they're definitely not in any box with "Good" under it.

For heaven's sake, this is plain white text. Are we, as a people, so far gone that we cannot even take the extra step to add the plain white text with 10px drop shadow to the image after it's generated? Surely a human must be involved at some point of this process - even if only to collect the ill-gotten gains - that can identify whether or not their nefarious trap is baited with brazen gibberish. Surely.

kinda disappointed it's not a strandbeest with one of those litter-picker-upper sticks taped to the front

Man, fuck this horseshit.

This is a Bat-Terry!

So that in 20 years you don't get a sudden epidemic of disaffected young Gojiras and Katamaris decking their parents with a shovel?

Tell you what, I betcha my cousin Aniken^(sic)^ Skywalker Goldteeth woulda really appreciated having something like that over here back in '04.

It used to be serious. It still is, but it used to be, too.

Man, that "was" really got my hopes up for a minute.