It's also arguably better without the caption at all
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I never understood the need of the whole "nobody"caption
I think it was originally a shorthand to say "nobody asked for this to happen", but now it's a monkey-brain neuron-activation type thing that OPs can do to scream at other users "THIS IS A MEME"
It's like the misuse of the POV, which should have remained what it is, the bad kind of porn where you don't see the guys hairy ass as he pounds away at the chick
Ironically the whole POV this is getting funnier when used wrong.
It's like a laugh track for memes. Yeah it's not really funny, but now people HAVE to laugh.
honestly by now my brain filters it out. i had to go back to the original post to play spot the difference for a second
My brain can’t filter it out, it just gets mad. Like when I’m filling up my car and there’s ads at the pump. My partner filters them out and I’m like “AAAAA I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT TIKTOK LEAVE ME ALONE PUMP”
I forgot about those awful fucking things. I really don't miss gas stations. I'd be tempted to take them out with a hammer if I didn't have an EV.
Yah I had a hybrid before and loved not having to stop for fuel as much. I wanted an EV but I got Mitzu for an insane deal in 2019, an EV would have cost like 4-5x what she did. I’m hoping for an EV for my next car, but I hope I can keep her for a very, VERY long time.
I went to buy this model and accidentally went to the wrong dealer, and they had the same model for the same price but maxed out in features, the highest “trim level” or whatever. I realized my “mistake” when I got home and the model I was going to get was still on sale… and appeared to have water damage.
Love the subwoofer and glass roof hahaha
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Removed everything but the most essential elements:
Nobody:
A Very Big Fan: It's also arguably better without the caption at all
It always happens when I'm wearing white. Shit gets stained too fast
Hydrophobic clothes sounds like a cool idea, but a pain to wash I bet.
If you wash things that have been treated to be hydrophobic, eventually it'll wear off so you have to reproof it. If you ever wonder why an old waterproof jacket is starting to let water in, it'll be because you've washed it
People wash waterproof jackets? Like in a washing machine?
Just air that shit out if you really need to...
So I wore my beautiful waxed canvas jacket for like five days without a shower. It really smelled. I threw it in the washer with other clothes and the bottom hem on one side got ripped and it's not as waterproof anymore. Listen to this person.
Nice
Mine just says wash normally. I imagine it will eventually stop being so hydrophobic, but everything wears out
washing machine : don't be such a hydrophobe
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i swear white clothing is a magnet for tomato foods
That's how you know it tastes good.
I can tell the future based on what color of shirt I wear. If I wear a white shirt, I know I will probably eat spaghetti or pizza that day.
Hawaiian shirts are great for this
kitchen camo?
It's just called "customizing" if you wear paint splatter patterns.
Nobody:
Nobody:
she cute
I also cum blood sometimes
I can fix her
Me eating pho
Pho q.
Oh I feel seen.
I was underweight a few years ago, and while it was not entirely healthy, I was indulging in the look and found some XXS Tall pants, in a beautiful blush color. Felt like a fucking supermodel on my way to work. Bought a chai latte, spilled it all over the pants before I ever got to work.
Also coveted these white cropped pants. Got them, same sort of thing.
Decided I am not qualified for white pants.
Me with a muffin or cupcake. Crumbs everywhere.
It's like I'm eating with an egg beater.
That's why I refuse to wear white, I put on a white shirt, turn around and there's a new stain on there somehow.
My wife any time she eats anything.
My mom too. In fact I'm going to send this to her and then have an hour conversation about how she doesn't get it.
I didn't realize my wife was a bigamist
Mamma mia isa shea ghosta?
When you want to buy a new shirt but after eating you already have one.
Just FYI, if anyone just needs something with some flavor, you can always lick my beard. There's always sauce or something in it that I can't quite get with a napkin. 🤷🏻♂️
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My wife
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