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In the paper, one of the caterpillars has an entire weevil head stuck to its body.

Not to be an asshole, but...

Is an asshole.

Not to be racist, but...

Is racist.

Not to be [shitty human traits], but...

Is [shitty human trait].

I dislike it when people do that. You can't excuse your wrongness by admitting you're wrong beforehand...

I almost hope this is what that was... it would make a bit less horrible. Not by much tho.

just don't look at it

Despite >100 years of entomological surveys, the bone collector species has only been found in a 15-km2 area of mesic forest in the Waiʻanae mountain range on the island of Oʻahu. Typically, an endemic Hawaiian lineage will contain multiple species with similar habits distributed across at least part of the archipelago [e.g., (11, 12)], but no other member of the bone collector lineage has been found. Phylogenomic analysis shows that the bone collector lineage is at least 6 million years old, >3 million years older than the island of Oʻahu (Fig. 3) (13).

The forest is being increasingly occupied by invasive species.

Why not post a link to the source:

https://doi.org/10.1126/science.ads4243

?

I did this a lot with poptarts as a kid. I'm sure I would still do it, but I hate poptarts now.

~~Scolopendra subspinipes~~

~~...the species is known by many common names, including jungle centipede, orange-legged centipede, Hawaiian centipede, and Vietnamese centipede.~~

~~...it is also found on virtually all land areas around and within the Indian Ocean, all of tropical and subtropical Asia from Russia to the islands of Malaysia and Indonesia, Australia, South and Central America, the Caribbean islands, and possibly parts of the southern United States...~~

I think it's actually Scolopendra alternans because the one pictured has only 4 segments on it's antennae, but subspinipes has many.

Scolopendra alternans is a species group found in the whole Caribbean island and northern South America, with the Florida population reevaluated as a distinct species Scolopendra longipes.[1] They have also been reported as far north as Georgia.

noooo it just wants to fertilize your hotdogs it didn't do anything wrong

Gross! Everyone knows bananananananananas are best when there's still a bit of green.

how else does one become secretary of health tho