That centipede is hung

~~Scolopendra subspinipes~~

~~...the species is known by many common names, including jungle centipede, orange-legged centipede, Hawaiian centipede, and Vietnamese centipede.~~

~~...it is also found on virtually all land areas around and within the Indian Ocean, all of tropical and subtropical Asia from Russia to the islands of Malaysia and Indonesia, Australia, South and Central America, the Caribbean islands, and possibly parts of the southern United States...~~

I think it's actually Scolopendra alternans because the one pictured has only 4 segments on it's antennae, but subspinipes has many.

Scolopendra alternans is a species group found in the whole Caribbean island and northern South America, with the Florida population reevaluated as a distinct species Scolopendra longipes.[1] They have also been reported as far north as Georgia.

That's not centipede, I counted only 17x2=34 legs! Its thirtyfour-pede

Looks like a dick with a toupe

Centipedes are the absolute worst of the worst in terms of disturbing insects. I can't even look at one without my brain vividly simulating the way all of those crispy little legs would feel clinging along the length of my arm.

Knowledgeable identification of an ~~insect~~ arthropod from the photo with cited reasoning: nice.

Dick joke : 4x the upvotes.

Not a clue.... But it is his hotdog/sossage/wiener now.

A deadipede if I ever see one

For a second I thought this said "Hotdog for Sale".

No, I would not purchase it.

That's a scalopendra, very venomous.

Not my proudest fap.

Dude I remember visiting the Caribbean, a car ran over one of these lengthwise and it was badly injured but alive.

Where the what the fuck??m

The kind that killed an idiot mukbang streamer in China.

Wow I sure don't like that:(

That's an exotic condiment