leftzero

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[–] leftzero 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Atlanta!!!

Atlatl. Or simply spear-thrower.

It's a bit like a fing-longer, but for your whole arm, and therefore more useful.

Same principle as the sling: they make your arm longer so the "hand" moves faster when you swing it, allowing you to throw stuff at higher and more lethal speeds, and farther.

We're still quite lethal even without these tools though, just look at baseball pitchers.

[–] leftzero 32 points 12 hours ago (11 children)

Also our accuracy and reach when throwing stuff.

Especially when combined with our ability to make stuff sharp by banging it against other stuff and breaking it just the right way.

[–] leftzero 5 points 19 hours ago

Android is the bastard that just rapes you and punches you in the face, unlike the other bastard, who rapes you and your cat and stabs you in the eye.

[–] leftzero 1 points 19 hours ago

computers

Apple don't make computers, they make wealth extractors.

[–] leftzero 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I honestly think a one-state solution is the only way to fix the middle east problem.

That state being plasma, and later glass.

Warn the people to get out before the due date, remove the animals and any endemic plants worth keeping, and nuke the whole area into glass so that it remains uninhabitable for thousands of years.

There, problem solved. No more fighting if there's nothing to fight for. Perfect solomonic solution.

[–] leftzero 15 points 1 day ago

Of course it's limiting your options!

Screwing up the customer should not be an option you're allowed to take!

[–] leftzero 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Which one?

Pym, I'd assume. I mean, the guy beat his wife, created Ultron, and is generally even more of an asshole than Stark...

[–] leftzero 1 points 3 days ago

I did warn you.

[–] leftzero 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It'd need some serious mental gymnastics to consider, say, raping babies not evil, though.

As for dualistic religions, they fail either the "can god prevent evil" or the "does god want to prevent evil" checks, therefore their gods either aren't omnipotent or are themselves evil.

[–] leftzero 1 points 3 days ago

Any where you're supposed to work instead of doomscroll and browse for memes..?

[–] leftzero 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No I don't. You don't know me.

[–] leftzero 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Krokodil, probably.

(Seriously, don't look up images of its effects, it's extremely NSFL shit.)

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