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Reasons the ocean doesn't suck:

It imploded that submarine full of billionaires.

I hope you warned him about how much worse razorburn/itchiness is for that area.

I find it to be itchy as fuck so I just knock it down with the trimmer but leave enough for that not to happen.

Easier to imagine a pretty woman wanting to hurt me than imagine one wanting to kiss me.

He's more of a toes guy.

It's certainly one of the reasons I don't want them. Can't do a lot of the things I enjoy with kids around and the stuff you can do gets worse with children constantly interrupting.

We have tons but yea other people should help them. Fireflies are dope.

Got off school for that when I was a kid. Big fan.

Why isn't he looking where he's shooting

The devs rushing the game out half added results in them getting $225M. So they have incentive to be shitty too. I don't know enough about any of them to say which is more likely but that logic goes both ways.

Sorry. My brain is buffering.

They're working on it. There was some guy going around our neighborhood schilling some solar scheme where they install solar on your house but you still pay them an electric bill.