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Wrap it tightly in electrical tape.

Chihuahuas will go to great lengths to get extra treats.

Actually, the Rankine timeline would probably be a better comparison.

Because JJ Abrams uses the name Kelvin in a lot of his works. I think it was his grandfather or something. But in Star Trek specifically, it is the name of the ship around which the events that the divergent timeline started.

That would be a catfish hooker, though I hear they taste like ass.

Yeah, many were, or were independently re-developed, but never quite the same.

It was similar to what things like Teams turned out to be. But it was when things even like office online were in their infancy. Everyone knew that it would be great one day, but not until everyone was comfortable with each of its individual components.

Google Wave would be much more helpful now. Too bad it was released (and subsequently killed) about a decade before anyone was ready for it.

That's the face I'd make if someone shoved a spoon of Greek yogurt in my face too.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

You sure it's not a piece of used chewing gum?

No, but he constantly pops up on your desktop every time an update is installed.