lmnjello

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I’ve acquired so many cats in my life completely by accident. One cat we adopted as a stray. She wandered into our house one day and just made herself at home. We’d let her out but she’d come back every night. We eventually found her owners a year on the street next to ours and they were like “Well, she could have come back any time but she clearly chose you guys so we’re cool if you want to keep her.” She had a litter of kittens before we got her fixed and we kept three of them. It started when I was in fourth grade and her last kitten passed away when I’d grown and left home. That one chance encounter gave me joy for nearly 15 years.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

He specifically said that he didn’t have the power to charge a sitting president but that if it were anyone else he would have been indicted already. All he could do was give congress the report and trust they’d do the right thing. Not only did those useless fucks not even read it, they lied and said it found no wrong doing.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 years ago (4 children)

The same Bill Barr who told the country that the Mueller report completely exonerated Trump, giving the Republicans an excuse to not even read it? That Bill Barr?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That’s a Freakazoid! quote.

Scariest thing in the world

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Fallout 3 running better on Android than it does on Win11.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Maggie is the baby.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

This is how they always do it. Vehemently deny that he did it until the evidence is incontrovertible. Then do a complete 180 and say of course he did it but there’s nothing wrong with that.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

“Please clap…?”