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And go through metal detectors every day at work.

I'm jelly of Americans, who will never have to deal with that bullshit. Nope, not at all!

Ou yo

This comic is the shit

And their toilets with dry surfaces that you poop on. That threw me for a loop when I visited Berlin.

Wow, what a day! Did you get married in the delivery room?

Should I take your word for it?

A tax cut for me is just a tax cut for me, but a tax cut for the rich could make anything happen -- maybe even a tax cut for me!

Nor does it say "Do not steep and savour for the rest of your life"

I can believe that. Most women would rather have a date with a turkey baster than him.

They've gone slept!

"Why you gotta take a painting of every meal?"